Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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