roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Who wants $300? Me too.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

taking out the trash... at night

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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