- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

cats are pussies

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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