- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

cancer

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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