Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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