- Anti Joke

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.