- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Racial equality.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

How old are you? 20

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