- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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