I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

WHO WANTS SOW????

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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