.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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NEVER

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Continents are large islands.

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Anti Joke

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