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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats black and white? a zebra

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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