Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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