What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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