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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

a irish man walks past a bar

How old are you? 7

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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