-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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sfdg

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TIMMY

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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