An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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WOw you have no life

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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