- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

I am quite mature.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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