- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Ron Paul for President!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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