just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A sober Amy Winehouse

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

You will not press the like button.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

4 hours later.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Anti Joke

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