- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did death say to life? Go die

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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