So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Face Hunter is scum

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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