- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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