- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Your mom is so fat...

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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