- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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