- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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