- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you will like this because i am black.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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