what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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womens rights

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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