- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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