- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did Delaware? A coat.

whats the best thing about polio...death

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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