- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Neither did she.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

... i forgot the joke :p

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

j

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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