- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's blue? The sky.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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