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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Microwave

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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