why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Hillary Clinton

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

I'm 4 and what is this?

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