How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

3021 North Broadway Avenue

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

A sober Amy Winehouse

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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