- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

womens rights

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

sky's sty

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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