Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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