- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Im batman...suck it losers

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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