why was the old man on the ground he fell

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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