- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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