whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Gay's

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I Have a Black Friend

This is an anti joke

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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