whos on the right track? lady gaga

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Anti Joke

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