What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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