- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

rocky is here again.......................

Poop swing

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??