why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Turkeys are obese

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Jeff

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Adele walks into the stables

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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