- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

If i open this door you can go trough it

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