- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Whats In My Trash? Bears

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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