- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

The Big Band Theory

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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