- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Hi.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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