- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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