If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

1+2 = 6

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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